fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

(Source: 4gifs)

(Reblogged from fano-tastic)

thesylverlining:

agelfeygelach:

importantbirds:

THIS IT.  THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP.  PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE.  ALLOW THE SMALL YELL.  SO GRAND.

TEENY.

SMALL BABY BIRD

(Source: aprilkicsim)

(Reblogged from solluxvevo)

coolthinghere:

canni8al:

canni8al:

MY DAD FOUND AN APP FOR JAPANESE EMOTES

image

DAD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

never stop dad

(Reblogged from solluxvevo)

hpsavvy:

kacsa:

beben-eleben:

Japanese Food Porn

the bear all tucked in!!!

Don’t EAt the penguins!

(Reblogged from solluxvevo)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyclonemetal:

"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"

(Source: sizvideos)

(Reblogged from sacred-cows)

(Source: maleficaar)

(Reblogged from deliveryhomo)

“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

(Source: westmostcoast)

(Reblogged from deliveryhomo)

not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
*excited umbrella-sword slashing*
*manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

(Reblogged from deliveryhomo)

That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:

(Reblogged from deliveryhomo)
ultrafacts:

littlescooter52:

ultrafacts:

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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

ultrafacts:

littlescooter52:

ultrafacts:

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I still need to know what dog this is

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

(Reblogged from ultrafacts)